pan-splatter

1. Explosive diarrhea that is excreted with fire-hose-like ferocity thus splattering the entire toilet pan. Usually an extremely discomforting experience producing loud sounds. Mostly accompanied by a nauseatingly stenchful odour on par with a Hump-back-dinga.

2. skat-splatt

(noun)

"That's the problem hot curries and beer... you just know when you wake up the next day that you're on for a full-on Pan-splatter every time."

by Bigtoke September 8, 2009

splatter shot

deficating explosivley all over not only one's toilet seat but the walls, floor, sink and or bathtub of an enemy's restroom. see 'germantown splatter shot' as well.

i just gave teddys apartment a mean splatter shot.

by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008

splatter chatter

Convulsions, with rapid series of short high-pitched sounds that seem to resemble speech, that occurs during an orgasm.

Yo, Becky was all splatter chatter when I fucked her for the 4th time Friday night.

by rjk17 November 28, 2009

Ass Spatter

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

by MJH3 January 11, 2010

out splatter

It's what happens when a drop of water hits something and the drop breaks. It's the water that spills outside the drop.

A drop of water hit my tongue and I could feel the out splatter all over my tongue.

by The mad thinker. June 7, 2019

Splatterhouse

Released in 1988 by Namco, Splatterhouse was one of the most bloody, grotesque and violent coin-op games ever made. Even by today's standards, it's primitive 2D graphic displays of blood and gore are enough to traumatize a 10 year old child. The object of the game was to guide the bulky, hockey mask wearing, hero, "Rick" through several levels of a horrid mansion in order to rescue his girlfriend Jennifer who mysteriously disappeared into it's hellish depths. The game play is similar to old beat'm ups like Kung-Fu and Vigilante. Although never released outside of Japan, a slightly edited console port did make it to the TurboGrafx-16. With it's intense horror theme, creepy music and fun beat'em up action, Splatterhouse's popularity lead to two sequels released for Sega's Megadrive/Genesis consoles.

Rick: "I've been playing Splatterhouse on my TG16 and now I have to sleep with the lights on!"

Jennifer: "If you think that's scarey, you should play the arcade version!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Splatter Butt

A condition one has after eating at the 915 in Ft. Thomas

Seems like every time I go to the Feezee I get a mean case of splatter butt.

by Pedro2010 January 23, 2009