Get Shrekt

1. To get wrecked by an opponent in a video game and/or debate.

2. To get sexually violated by Shrek.

Person 1: "I love to get shrekt every Saturday mornings 8-10:00 central time"

Person 2: "Shut up."

by Mighty Raccoon November 19, 2017

Shrekt

To be on the receiving end of a fat ogre cock, usually Shrek's.

Sean: Aye justin why are you walking so weird?
Justin: I just came back from getting shrekt

by mcboobitron7 March 15, 2015

sprett

to describe a bitch which is into simps

why she linking with a simp?
oh shes such a sprett

by bosssssman August 27, 2020

Shrekt

The act of being anally sodomized by the fictitious DreamWorks character, usually in a rather vigorous and forceful way.

His anal cavity was left destroyed after being shrekt during his sleep.

by ShrekL0rd January 8, 2016

Shrekt

to get wrecked

1: I got so Shrekt last night i can't remember a thing
2: mate if we were in a fight you would get Shrekt

1: I got so Shrekt last night I can't remember a thing
2: Me and Bill got in a fight and I completely Shrekt him

by Fakename17 April 15, 2015

sprektum

A health diagnosis. Common for homosexual men, but also regular among big eaters and tight buttomed. Sprektum is caused by a cracked rectum. It is not lethal, but it might cause severe pain for severed, and may reduce rectal amusement.

Oh my god, thrust me harder with that fat cock. C`mon harder. Yeah!. Oh Yeah!. OUCH. my god STOP!, I`ve got sprektum. Am I bleeding? How many stitches do I need?

by Sprecked December 4, 2007

Shrektastic

When some thing is the best ever

That’s so Shrektastic

by BigIanDries June 3, 2018