spottie

A girl who catches your eye from a mile away. But usually has something better to do then mess with thirsty guys. also spelled spotty

Hey man that new girl the spottie does she have a boyfriend

by it’s geevin January 18, 2018

Spotty Dog Pudding

The proper name is Spotty Dick Pudding, but my parents were too prudish to use such a crude word as Dick and so in our extended family, the name for Spotty Dick Pudding is called Spotty Dog Pudding. It also looks like a Spotty Dog and not like a Spotty Dick.

:-)

On Sundays, I love a bit of spotty dog pudding with custard.

by Black Cat Redhill Surrey July 11, 2023

Spotty

Basically means dodgy

Person 1: That cinema was kinda spotty ngl
Person 2: Literally, the seats were also spotty, I thought they were gonna break!!

by Lynn456 March 26, 2024

spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003

Thotty Spotty

A scope on a gun or binoculars

GOTTA GET MY THOTTY SPOTTY.

by Thotty do the spotty June 4, 2018

brown spotty

The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.

I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!

She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...

Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!

by GiuElz July 20, 2014

Spotty

Spots is a skin condition that occurs when your hair follicles become plugged with oil and dead skin cells.

Sam has a “spotty” forehead

by JDF719161 January 31, 2022