Sports 

Simply the worst thing ever. Sports are played by athletes who are most likely playing for either money or just so they can say that they are so much better than everybody else. (See jock) There are few athletes that actually play for fun, and those are typically the ones who aren't fucking retards. Unfortunately, if you don't enjoy playing sports, you'll be classified as wimpy loser with no life.

If people didn't make such a fucking big deal about sports, maybe I would give it a try.

Sports by quzu May 27, 2011

sports 

Clearly the people who made postings here are fat losers who sucked at sports and were made fun of in school because they have no athletic ability. If anything is a waste to this world its not sports, its the air that these fatass losers breathe.

Sports have been around for thousands of years and are very enjoyable, dont be angry because you suck at them.

sports by loca March 25, 2005

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Ohh to all you fuckers here who defended sports, i'll be enjoying the burgers you flip for me when we're all out of school. Sports are the most retarted pieces of shit that anyone could ever come up with. They were invented so the lazy dumbasses who don't give a shit about they're school work can have something to hope hope for, even though the only chance of someone becoming a professional athlete in high school is 1 in 10,000. Most people actually don't enjoy sports, they just pretend to like it cause other people do and they are scared of being outcastes. Women(and not all women but most women) tend to go for athletes only because they are also self-conciouss and they think dating an athlete will make them popular.

Typical among jocks and athletes (call them whatever you want I don't distinguish the two) you will find, arrogance, hypocricy, lack of dicipline, drug abuse, lazyness, abusivenss towards others, working shit jobs when they get older.

Im an arrogant asshole who works at mc donalds

DO you like sports

Yes

sports by i hate sports January 14, 2007

Sports 

Ummm... why do folks think all athletes are stupid? Leonardo DaVinci was said to be an outstanding athlete. He was also considered the protoypical "Renaissance Man". So, all those people who consider themselves "Renaisance Men" (or women of course) and are weak at sports are, in fact, ... just plain weak.

Remember the year when the Bethlehem Bombers had Jesus playing centre and they beat the Palestinian Philistines 3-2 in overtime?

Oh yeah! I think that was way back in 0 A.D. And if I remember correctly, I think J.C. scored a hat trick in that game. Good Ol' Jesus.

That's right. They traded him to the Jerusalem Gentiles right after that game.

Sports by LeonardoDawg September 19, 2005

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the stupidist shyt ever invented everyone should just stop and do drugs

mah fucka fuck sports ya mean

sports by ahhhhh December 9, 2004

Sports 

Something that tests your mind, body, and instincs, also the most exciting thing to ever be on TV.

Obviosly, anyone who calls sports stupid is obviously retarded. And hey, if you dont have athletic ability and if your not smart, what do you have? Can any fatass loser read a zone defence buy finding irreguler form defences, and making audibles to counteract them? Exactly, sports contain being very athletic AND smart.

Sports promotes being HEALTHY AND FIT. What an appsolute waist of time! Who would possibly want to be HEALTHY AND FIT? And who on earth would want to watch the most entertaining thing in history anyway? Anyone who go's to a game or watches it on TV is a complete MORON!

Riiiight...

Sports by Spikesy July 2, 2006

sports 

something that some mother fucker invented and it is a complete waste of time. In the USA over 91 percent of the population enjoys sports and thats basically all they talk about, who ever invented sports should be raped hard.

him:lets go watch some new york giants play fucking ass sports!

me: fuck you bitch sports are for pussy's

sports by daddy January 6, 2005