Sporties 

People who like to do a sporty

We are big sporties, we do a sporty or two in every game we play

Sporties by I love tax fraud September 3, 2023

Sportcession 

When your city, college, state, or country is in a huge sports drought. Meaning that you were once a competitive team but are no longer.

Ronnie: Yo man, haven't seen in years, where you living these days?

Big Mike: Oakland.

Ronnie: Ohh dude, that sucks, you guys are in a huge sportcession.

Big Mike: Tell me about it

Sportcession by thebearjew69 June 11, 2011

Startress 

Something of great value, as if it has trespassed against the stars.

INSERTED:
You may be a poet;
Who does not know it.
Though I'm no artist,
I try my hardest.
And that's the par-test,
that's most of all
a Startress

Startress by LoyalSupplanter933 August 21, 2012

sportespercrastination 

trying to avoid work to the extent of even doing sport in a desperate attempt to procrastinate

i just really didnt want to revise so i went on a run for the first time in 12 years, thats proper sportespercrastination

sportespercrastination by fen nenge May 13, 2014

Spactress

A spactor or spactress is an actor or actress who has a visible disability like being in a wheelchair or has crutches.

Guy 1: That girl from the malteser advert is such a spastic.

Guy 2: Nahh she's a spactress.

Guy 1: Omg that's brilliant.

Spactress by WeeaboosUnite February 14, 2017

shortness-ness-ness 

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short

stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄

shortness-ness-ness by Sa’najah May 27, 2018

spotless monkey 

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue

“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”

spotless monkey by FriedTasty September 21, 2019