sports jockey 

Refers to a male with unfulfilled dreams of sports stardom who then pressures his children into playing sports in the hope they achieve the stardom he failed to achieve.

The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.

Wife 1: (Sighing) My husband enrolled (insert child's name here) in softball, gymnastics, tennis, and track this year at school.

Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?

sports jockey by Loxi July 17, 2009

Russian Sports Drink 

Noun. A heady mix of vodka and Gatorade.

Kaalen: Yo, I bought the vodka, did you bring the Gatorade?
Tim: Wouldn't be a Russian sports drink without it!

Russian Sports Drink by Cklark Ckent April 14, 2014

Winter sports

Dating white girls.

I'm not much for cold weather , but I'm a Jamaican who is definately into "winter sports"!

Winter sports by talk2me-JCH2 January 26, 2021

The Sportscenter 

Having sex in doggy-style position while watching Sportcenter late at night making sure to climax exactly when "Da da da—Da da da" is played and yelling "Da da da—Da da da" while thrusting to the rythms of the forementioned "Da da da—Da da da" before rolling over and fading into sleep during the Highlight of the Night.

'' Yo guys, I was at this engineering competition in an hotel and I totally did The Sportscenter to this girl while my roomate was passed out in the other bed"

The Sportscenter by FacepalmMTL April 3, 2010

Sports Racer 

A member of the League of Awesomeness. Sports Racers watch Zefrank on The Show and have power moves.

-Did you catch Rocketboom today?
-Hell no, I'm a Sports Racer.

Sports Racer by Justin Paul Villegas May 14, 2006

Sports Hot 

The hotness factor of a female is enhanced because she plays professional or collegiate sports

Danica Patrick is sports hot but if she worked at Home Depot she would be alright.

Sports Hot by T-Silb March 14, 2013

Sportsman's Willy 

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.

“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”

Sportsman's Willy by Beztheowl July 29, 2009