Spoonta

A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands.

"She swallowed my spoonta"
"I would love to fill her with my spoonta"

by PG November 13, 2003

Spuntarded

To be beyond SPUN on methamphetamine; SPUN stupid

Thirty minutes after swallowing a half gram of meth, I was spuntarded !

by Cain Dimitris May 30, 2017

poontardo

A person who acts like a poon and a tardo seemingly in an instant or simultaneously.

That dude at the bar last night was scared to talk to any hot chicks, then out of nowhere he shat himself and started dry humping every girl in the place including the fugly butterface. What a poontardo!

by #sukit March 2, 2015

spoonguard

A device that protects humans from the horrible illnesses caused by spoons.

Blorb

by AC\DC September 13, 2003

spoontang

(noun) A combination of the words 'spoon' and 'poontang'. 'Spoon' representing a sexual position where one partner is held in parallel (also referred to as '66' or '99'), and 'Poontang' meaning the vagina, and more generally, intercourse. Usage is rare, following the same rules as 'poontang', and simply specifies a certain position to be used.

"Going home to get some spoontang from the old lady."

NOTE:
"On Sunday mornings, I like to spoon with my girl"

compared to,

"On Sunday mornings, I like to get some spoontang."

by Drooch June 1, 2006

Smogontard

A person who always goes to Smogon and acts like them, trolls like them, and goes to the forum.

The typical Smogontard goes to their Shoddy Battle server.

by Smogon Sucks March 25, 2010

Spoonguard

heres an abbreviated comment form the source of the page containing Spoonguard:

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by zoobob December 15, 2004