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smoldering post

Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.
I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...
by Billymac0117 May 3, 2016
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Smoldering Stick

The smoldering stick is a sex position. And here is how it goes...
Step 1: Dip your wiener in alcohol/flammable fluid.
Step 2: Light it on fire.
Step 3: Quickly wrap it in cotton candy.
Step 4: Let a chick blow you.
Hey babe wanna give me a smoldering stick?
by The Turn-On Team August 1, 2011
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scoldering

A combination of the words smoldering and scolding, often used in referring to a rapper's rhymes.
He spits something scoldering hot.
by JFATX July 12, 2006
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Spidering

Similar to doggy style positiong but involving anal penetration. The guy gets right ontop of the girl with his legs on the inside of hers. Limb order from front: girls arms, guys arms, guys legs, girls legs. This produces the 8-legged effect.

At the point of ejaculation the guy pulls out and cums all over the bed in a wide spray pattern creating a 'web'. The couple then collapse onto it and sleep in the 'web'

Spidering
Ezz: I can't believe we slept in your cum last night
Chris: Thats what happens when you've been spidering, the web was cosy wasn't it!
by Chrisanezz October 30, 2010
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spidering

When a guy cums in his hand, and shoves it up the woman's vagina. This is what spiders do when they mate.
Dude: I came before I could get it in, so all she got was a spidering.
by Trevor Aniston March 4, 2008
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Pondering Monkey

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.
1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.
by Matty N March 30, 2004
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spandexing

Something that is really awesome or sexy
Person 1: Have you played Halo 3 yet?
Person 2: Yeah, dude! It's spandexing.
by it_was_a_friday_night November 30, 2007
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