Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.
I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...
by Billymac0117 May 3, 2016
Get the smoldering post mug.The smoldering stick is a sex position. And here is how it goes...
Step 1: Dip your wiener in alcohol/flammable fluid.
Step 2: Light it on fire.
Step 3: Quickly wrap it in cotton candy.
Step 4: Let a chick blow you.
Step 1: Dip your wiener in alcohol/flammable fluid.
Step 2: Light it on fire.
Step 3: Quickly wrap it in cotton candy.
Step 4: Let a chick blow you.
by The Turn-On Team August 1, 2011
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spondering • spodering • spoodering • spidering • smoldering • spencering • soldering • scoldering • Shindering • slendering
by JFATX July 12, 2006
Get the scoldering mug.Similar to doggy style positiong but involving anal penetration. The guy gets right ontop of the girl with his legs on the inside of hers. Limb order from front: girls arms, guys arms, guys legs, girls legs. This produces the 8-legged effect.
At the point of ejaculation the guy pulls out and cums all over the bed in a wide spray pattern creating a 'web'. The couple then collapse onto it and sleep in the 'web'
Spidering
At the point of ejaculation the guy pulls out and cums all over the bed in a wide spray pattern creating a 'web'. The couple then collapse onto it and sleep in the 'web'
Spidering
Ezz: I can't believe we slept in your cum last night
Chris: Thats what happens when you've been spidering, the web was cosy wasn't it!
Chris: Thats what happens when you've been spidering, the web was cosy wasn't it!
by Chrisanezz October 30, 2010
Get the Spidering mug.When a guy cums in his hand, and shoves it up the woman's vagina. This is what spiders do when they mate.
by Trevor Aniston March 4, 2008
Get the spidering mug.1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.
1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.
by Matty N March 30, 2004
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