daff spaff

When you begin to get a semi over Miss Daffern

damn, I think I'm starting to get a daff spaff

by _wha_ March 22, 2021

scoffle

to eat a large amount of something in a quick manner

I was so hungry that I scoffled that chocolate.

by bosscw March 10, 2011

Soff

Adj. Having such extreme a quality of softness that even the letter "t" is too hard to be included in its very spelling.

Homie, your chest was so soff last night; no homo.

by CarbLover89 May 2, 2019

jesse lee soffer

The hottest person in Chicago PD

Look there’s Jesse Lee Soffer with his best friend Tracy Spiridakos

by Onechicago4eva January 5, 2021

Spaffers

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum

by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021

Global warming scoffers

A small group of people who say that there is no global warming.Which is similar to when in history the news came out that there smoking causes cancer and there was a small group of people who said it didn't and who were supported by the cigarette companies.
The world has a choice it can believe the scientific communityand work to stop it or those global warming scoffers till it's too late.

Global warming scoffers are crackpots.

by Deep blue 2012 February 14, 2010