Splarch

A particularly gloopy or gelatinous sample of jizzum.

Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.

"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."

"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"

by ThatGoodD December 28, 2015

Splunchy

***splunchy***
noun/adjective
*something or someone that is cute or endearing in nature, adorable*

Aww, look at the little spluncher! He's so splunchy and nice :3

by brrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaapppp October 18, 2022

Splorch

That satisfying squirty sound of hot sauce, or any spicy, liquid condiment makes when exiting the bottle.

April's ear detected the distinctive splorch of Sriacha sauce leaving the bottle.

by cimat1984 July 17, 2011

splorch

Sound of a head being taken off by a high energy weapon, (such as a laser or ray gun.)Usually accompanied by a VOIP

Onomatopoiea

Derived from Quake games.

Gun: VOIP!
Head: SPLORCH!

by Yossarian April 15, 2004

splunch

An early supper after you have skipped lunch (therefore a combination of supper and lunch).

Hey, kids, we haven't eaten anything since breakfast because we've been having so much fun! What do you say we grab some splunch and stay 'til the amusement park closes?

by swicky November 25, 2007

Slurching

The act of sucking sperm out of your partner's ass after anal sex.

His boyfriend is into slurching.

by ScaMingLee July 19, 2016

splurtch

splurtch (splerch) NOUN. The splattering sound made by falling face down in a mud bog.

I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009