The opposite of
Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between
friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the
world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.
Social Smooshing is
now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be
sure to make direct contact for at least
37 seconds with whomever you encounter.