sploinger

Used instead of that stupid ass word "simp" cause that word sucks

"Hey, do you know Simon Petrikov?"
"Of course, man, Im the number one Simon sploinger!!!"

by Persononurbandictionary69 October 17, 2023

splongul

A pet-name for a penis. Most commonly used by parents too embarassed to say the word "penis" in front of their children.

"If you keep playing with your splongul it'll fall off."

by Mark BSAS June 24, 2008

sploingug

One of those people who asks you questions about a movie you just watched in order to determine if you were paying attention

One of those sploingugs kept accusing me of not actually watching the movie.

by Norman alman November 7, 2021

sploinkus

when you be gaming and then you attack something you yell sploinkus (another markiplier word)

little billy gaming and kills a inky lost one and yells sploinkus

by the soviet of cunfunkle January 15, 2022

slingus

a word used for annoying people that won’t shut up

omg she’s such a slingus

by Hessy December 1, 2019

Shlingus

Synonym for any word in the dictionary

Pass me the shlingus
You're such a shlingus
Where in the shlingus is that thing

by poggerschampiones June 27, 2021

sploinkunculous

When something is just so amazing that you start sploinking

sheep:

DA BOOM NA DA NOOM NA NANEMA
kay: wow thats so sploinkunculous

by Kaykaykay22 July 11, 2022