Wood Splitter

Any action, phrase, idea or otherwise that turns a man off. As a result, causing him to no longer be hard.

Guy 1: "I hear that Lena only likes to be a submissive."

Guy 2: "Ah.. well, that's a wood splitter."

by The Archendarrrggghhhkener December 10, 2020

rail splitters

women's pants (or underpants) that are so tight, they cause the same effect as "camel toe" (vagina lips are visually split apart through the fabric)

"She has some serious rail splitters on today"

by HSW1987 May 20, 2010

clit splitter

the female equivalent of a cock blocker.

Jennifer: oh my god I keep trying to talk to Kyle but Sara is being and ultimate Clit Splitter, she's all over him!
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...

by awesomechick2343 November 8, 2009

lickity splitter

The act of one woman going down on another.

Dude that lickity splitter eats more pussy than you do!

by wldcts July 28, 2006

Peach Splitter

A sextoy made by SplitPeaches.com

Split your peach with a SplitPeaches.com Peach Splitter!!

by SplitPeaches.com March 15, 2009

Tit Splitter

Seat belts, when worn by fine women, accentuates their breasts.

Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.

Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.

by Helibro October 7, 2009

siberian splitter

The result of the crotchal inseam of a man’s pants, usually jeans, in which the seam tightens while in a seated position, splitting the left and right testicles evenly, placing one on either side of the seam, leaving an obvious visual print of each of the separated testicles with a gap of 1/2”- 1” down the middle. This makes the appearance of two separate testicles, free to travel in their own separate direction free and independent of one another. A common issue with jeans such as Wrangler (Stranglers) and other cowboy type nut hugger cut pantelones.

If left untreated or unrelieved long enough, it may take several hours to days for the two testicles to reunite.

I like to buy my jeans so tight in the crotch, that they cause an immediately noticeable and impressive Siberian Splitter, just to let the ladies know I have testicular talent, upon first glance.

by P-Nut December 13, 2019