spligotti

When a woman or man has sex with the tailpipe of a car. It leaves the man's penis blacker than Morgan freeman, and the woman's vagina greasier than a sweaty Italian man's hair.

Shamus: I'm gonna give you a spligotti
Michaela: What the hell is that?!
Shamus: See that car over there?

and so on...

by Reeesssesspufffsss March 18, 2009

SPLIBERISH

The barely discernable language spoken by black babies.

I don't know if he wants a banana or he shit in his pants, all I hear is spliberish.

by neatboy February 10, 2010

Slibo Grippe

Originally a aerosol product used for providing a non-slip surface for elements of male genitalia, it is now available as a cream for applying to slippery politicians.

that weasely George Bush could drown in Slibo Grippe and still slip into a second term...

by poodlewrestler March 12, 2004

splib

"Splib" was a widely-used term in the military in the Sixties, notably in WestPac (Western Pacific), for African-Americans. It was DEFINITELY pejorative. "Special liberty" was defined in the manual as "liberty granted outside of regular liberty periods for unusual reasons," and black sailors and Marines were supposedly notorious for asking for special liberty chits for any reason they could think of, to avoid work.

"Some drunk splib came off liberty last night and took a swing at the Marine at the guard station, so he's cooling off in the brig."

by Military Brat '63 February 14, 2019

splaboo

A derogatory term for a black person, the word was supposedly defined by Michael Jackson.

That racist man just called me a splaboo!

by k1111y4 June 22, 2020

spibob

an attractive man who is your teacher

spibob is my pe teacher.

by samantha desj January 9, 2008

splib

An African-American who acts like a fool publicly.

Dammit, every time Keyshawn scores he has to act like a splib!

by Anonymous March 31, 2003