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Spleach

When I finish this peach, call me spleach.
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Spleach

(1) A super attached girlfriend who (much like a parasite) sucks the life out of their boyfriend, human back pack, leech.

(2) A girl who has lost all friends due to 24/7 attachment to new boyfriend, a shadow.

(3) One who constantly seeks public displays of affection despite creating awkwardness for others, constantly refers to boyfriend as "BABE".
That spleach lived in our house for a year and has yet to pay a bill.

Your girl is turning into a real spleach!

That spleach got an open bar for her birthday but only 2 people came, herself and her man.
by what the f happened to jon March 15, 2011
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Spleeniac

Quivering wreck: I...a-a-ate..th-th-three.sp-sp-sp-spleens..y-yesterday.
Deathmonkey: Shut up you worthless spleeniac
by LORD DEATHMONKEY November 6, 2003
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spleecher

Somebody who tells everything about themselves and exactly how they feel about other people when they get really drunk. They act nice to everybody and put up a front but when they get drunk their true personality comes out and you learn how they really feel about people.
A spleecher would say when drunk, " You know I really don't have any friends." or "I've always thought you were the coolest person I've ever met." or "I've always thought you were arrogant."
by Spupaman February 25, 2010
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Spleencore

Style of music popularised by Bowel Intrinseca. It features a bass line pitch-shifted down an octave to give an instantly identifiable feel. Tempo is usually 120 bbm to 150 bbm.
"Tickled Too Deaf" have turned their backs on Grindcore in favour of Spleencore.

Bunnies In The Oven's latest spleencore release looks like it will outperform their classic "Low Down And Durtee"
by overblown October 30, 2011
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Spleaches

To try and give a speech and fumble the words
I was trying to read my Vows and all that came out were spleaches
by Jokeaholic May 25, 2018
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Sleepache

When your are in need of sleep whilst your body aches.
Oh my god! I have sleepache!
by Official English Language July 31, 2021
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