Spiderspit

1.A some-what mythical creature. Looks of a fat boy with the nose of a pig and has uncontrollable drooling problems.

Said to have problems with girls and cannot dance.

2. An absolutly replusive person.

1. girl1; "How was your date with Jimmm?"
girl2; "Oh no, we went dancing and Jimmm was such a spiderspit, I had to ditch him."

2. I would never love a spiderspit, he's too ugly, and trust me, he's a baaaaad kisser. :/

by HayWal February 21, 2009

SPIDERS ON MY DICK

When there’s a creepy old man that is checking you out...

Omg Tiffany THERE ARE SPIDERS ON MY DICK!!!! This guys like 50

by Hellyea10362 September 5, 2018

We're not here to fuck spiders

A way of saying; why aren't we doing it already, I'm already doing it, or it's already done.

Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.

"Do you want another beer?"
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate!"

by Johntom March 26, 2008

Spiders Nightclub

spiders nightclub: the epicenter of saturday night amnesia! a dungeon of air guitarring and lechery.

"mate! its me! from last week at spiders! dont you remember? you talked to me for ages about lego hands!"

" not a clue mate i was fucking wasted!"

--

"spiders nightclub is well good!"

by gldcraig April 10, 2008

Vagina Spiders

When you stick it in a woman that has been inactive for a long time and you feel something scratching your shaft.

"I woke up this mornin' after intense sexum and saw a bunch of vagina spiders webbing up my pubes"

by danieldan October 19, 2021

coochie spiders

Spiders or any other kind of bug that may be in a nasty lake while skinny-dipping. Named for the small but very frightening possibility that they may disappear into unsavory places on a girl's body where they will lay eggs that will hatch and emerge at a very inconvenient time and place.

AH! Coochie spiders!

by Shannon L.W. March 21, 2006

The Spiders From Mars

The Spiders From Mars were David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust's three-piece rock band from 1971 to mid 1973, however they were only officially known by this name following the album's release in June 1972. Bowie has said that the inspiration for the name came when he was writing the song "Ziggy Stardust". The band consisted of:

Mick (Ronno) Ronson (Band leader, guitar, piano and vocals)
Mick (Woody) Woodmansey (drums)
Trevor Bolder (bass)

"...you're the blessed, we're the Spiders From Mars..." 'Hang Onto Yourself' (Bowie)

by FerretHog December 28, 2005