spicy sad

a casual was of saying you’re depressed / s*icidal

person 1: we feelin spicy sad today boys
person 2: you need therapy

by syd3010 September 26, 2020

Spicy scale

A way to measure how far you have gone with a girl. Somewhat like the base system.

1. Handshake
2. Hand touching
3. Hug
4. Hand holding
5. Kiss on cheek
6. Peck on lips
7. Interlocking lips
8. Making out
9. Tongue activities
10. Sucking neck
11. Sneaking around
12. Feeling or gazing upon mounds
13. Removing cups

14. Sucking tops
15. Zipper Sparking
16. Deedling
17. Removing clothing
18. Sucking genitals
19. Initiation
Complete all these steps and you are allowed to drink from the holy grail

How far are you on the spicy scale?

by Mr Deedles March 8, 2015

spicy super wets

when a dirty mexican goes down on you after eating fire hot sauce or habanero

Michelle is a dirty bitch that likes spicy super wets

by Dr.Dino December 15, 2011

spicy shit

When your asshole nearly lights on fire while taking a dump the day after you make the wonderful decision of eating too many hot wings. The punishment is like no other.

"Hey Erica, want to go to wing night?" "Sure John sounds good." Being the tough guy I think I am I say "Im going to get 32 blazin ones." A day later....."holy fire in my ass that was a spicy shit I'm never doing that again"

by ButRichard September 13, 2013

spicy sweats

When you eat something so spicy you suddenly start to sweat on you forehead

Dude this sauce is so hot I can feel the spicy sweats coming

by Dovakinn kull February 5, 2015

spicy sober

abstinence from alcohol but not from other drugs

“Hey, you want a drink?”
“Nah, I’m spicy sober this month”
“Ket then?”
“… Yea”

by catimakittycat March 16, 2023

Spicy Spider

Before an intimate night with her man, a woman hides a bottle of hot sauce next to the bed. Post fellatio, the woman adds some of the hot sauce to her mouthful of man juice, thus creating a venomous con"cock"tion. The woman then bites the "victim" like unto a spider (i.e. a brown recluse or camel (toe) spider or even banana spider) injecting the poison into the man who is still in a post cum delirium. To add insult to injury, she can also spit in his grill piece.

Nate: Dude, I know why they call Jen the black widow!
Mikel: Oh really, why?
Nate: Yeah! Last night she gave me a spicy spider!
Mikel: Totally tubular bro.!

by nathaniel69 January 11, 2008