Get the Spermulating mug.When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.
Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.
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A classic "Objection, Your Honor!" reason, this term refers to someone's merely theorizing regarding how/why a less-than-pristine condition came to be.
Attorney: Now, Mr. Jones, did you observe that the traffic light was about to turn red?
Witness: Well, I did see the light turn yellow.
Attorney: But you were in a hurry, eh, and that's why you did not bother to notice that the signal's red lens was spattered with mud?
Opposing attorney: Objection --- speckulation.
Witness: Well, I did see the light turn yellow.
Attorney: But you were in a hurry, eh, and that's why you did not bother to notice that the signal's red lens was spattered with mud?
Opposing attorney: Objection --- speckulation.
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Get the Speculation Chat mug.talking about something without knowing the facts, without knowing what the hell you are talking about, pure speculation
Repeating something you overheard or read on facebook without knowing if its true or not.
Talking about what goes on at "band camp" without ever having been to band camp
The fact that she just read it off the facebook and didnt check her resources make it premature speculation
Talking about what goes on at "band camp" without ever having been to band camp
The fact that she just read it off the facebook and didnt check her resources make it premature speculation
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