Deckan's Smegma

We do not know the definition of "Smegma", so we ask Deckan every time we see/talk to him. Every time you come in contact with him you must ask him what it is, as he is the only one that knows what it is.

Hey Deckan, what's Smegma? What's Deckan's Smegma?

by runningtreez October 4, 2021

smegmasaurus

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus

That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!

by Master Nate August 4, 2007

smegma cleanse

the tongue of a dick licker

"Come here you smegma cleanse. My penis is dirty."

by ken69 June 23, 2009

spedmaster

someone who makes stupid mistakes or acts like they have half a brain on occasion, though is generally an intelligent person.

formed from an abbreviation of SPecial EDucation and the word MASTER to clarify just how extreme of a sped that person is.

me: 'i got in the shower last night, and it was really foggy, even though the water wasn't very hot.... it took me like 30 seconds to realize that i was still wearing my glasses. >_>'

friend: 'haha, spedmaster moment of the day!'

by longingforalollipop September 16, 2010

Spelmanite

A Spelmanite is a young woman who attends Spelman College, holds herself to a higher standard. In the works of becoming a Spelman woman and never blemishes the name of her institution

A Spelmanite must be a gorgeous, intelligent woman of Spelman College in Atlanta, GA.

by justafriend_2015 May 23, 2011

smegma butter

Butter comprised of the finest smegma. Bone apple tea.

Janie enjoyed a nice helping of smegma butter on her post coitus toast this morning.

by SmegmaGawd December 8, 2017

smegma male

A MAN WHO GIBES NO FUCKS EXCEPT ABOUT HIS PENIS SMEGMA MALES HAVE THE BEST PENISES AND ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!

JOEY: “LOOK AT THAT IMMACULATE PENIS WHAT BODY WASH DO YOU USE”
SMEGMA MALE: “NONE IM JUST A SMEGMA MALE”

by FELLOWKETCHUP September 15, 2021