speace

Speace is a place where there is always peace!

My Mom and Dad are always fighting, I just want speace.

by SullieMarie May 16, 2016

Winger speech

An elaborate, on the fly speech that can cure any kind of tension or anger between friends, family, coworkers, classmates, etc.

Person 1: Jeff, you've got to stop these two from fighting!

Jeff: Don't worry, I'll give them a quick Winger speech. Everything will be fine.

by yourboybd December 30, 2018

sprachman

A sprachman is generally used in reference to a Jewish overgrown man-boy who is a lover of his mom and has a FUPA. A sprachman may be found in his mom's bed cuddling with her or in his backyard building hanging tomato gardens. If you encounter a sprachman he will probably be with a girlfriend who is quite far out of his league and he will be on his way to his mom's house for dinner. A sprachman can also be found playing with angry, drunk midgets (often called a Garganese).

Brian: Do you see that guy over there with that hot chick and the midget hanging on his leg? What's up with that?

Vinny: Yea. He's definitely out kicked his coverage with that chick. What a sprachman.

by MikeCa February 8, 2010

spachitis

A virtually incurable disorder that affects all non-asexual individuals, causing them to feel profound social rejection and desperation in the absence of sexual activity; also known as sexual frustration. Symptoms include excessive discussion about sex, bragging about one's sexual skills and genitals size, speech impediment in communication with individuals of the preferred gender, wet dreams, premature ejaculation during coitus, and more uncommonly ejaculation from organs other one's genitals (e.g., ears, nose, mouth, etc.). While successful episodes of coitus are the only known therapy used to control symptoms, withdrawal from therapy or its misadministration are known to exacerbate symptoms. Etymology: spachi (from Alb. spaqia, lack of coitus) + itis (Grk. inflamation or disease of).

Man, the only way to cure spachitis is to get spayed or neutered.

by Luigj September 24, 2016

the speech function

without this useful little tool, Stephen Hawking would not have a voice.

also, you wouldn't be able to mix hilarious but mildly racist terms together in a high pitched robot voice.

"Siyock!!"
"What the hell?"
"Oh sorry, that was the speech function on my Mac"

by wambulance June 12, 2009

Komm Sprache!

German definition for using voice chats or communicating with your friends. If your homie needs to talk to you or needs you to talk, he can say "Komm Sprache" and everybody knows what‘s up.

We need to talk; komm Sprache!

by Connotation July 29, 2022

Hillary Speech

a violent expulsion of intestinal gas. Reasoning that though it be striking and loud it is nothing but foul smelling hot wind.

Last night's bean burritos made me give one helluva Hillary speech this morning.

by Maximus Rex May 5, 2007