spaff patch

The art of having sex, then pulling out at the last minute, leaving a sizeable jizz stain on the surface on which the act was performed

Oh my god have you seen the size of that spaff patch we have left on those sheets, little bit of chocolate eclair too

by christopher wistopher November 4, 2012

spaffoon

A receptacle for spaff, usually a round flat vessel of earthenware or
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.

Lacking any other suitable receptacle when watching Baywatch Nights, we used our upturned female housemate
with her flaps spread as our communal spaffoon.

by spaggler October 14, 2003

austin spafford

A hypocrite that you can never trust, but is v-good in sports and lying about certain things.

austin spafford told me not to hit people, then he hit me, that hypocrite!

by Sim Shady 1234j;adfj;lsfsdfa October 14, 2013

spawfe

A killer YouTube channel created by a couple laxbros. My little bro Khoi and his friend Tanner. They do cool shit all the time. Bunch of hood shit, except not in the hood. Go give em a subscribe and thumbs up. Don't forget to turn on the notification bell.

"Dude have you watched the new Spawfe vlog? Shit's tight." "I can't wait to buy some Spawfe merch."

by Shniz December 14, 2018

Spaff

Another word for cum

I spaffed all over ethan the big Busty babe

by Scoobys Doobie July 10, 2019

Spaffer

A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves

“Oil you”

“Piss of spaffer”

by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

Spaffed

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.

by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019