sparknotes

The lazy persons way to do a book report, study for a test, or do a project without...acually reading the book.

Designed for: Kids who sleep, annoying kids, hung-over college students, Super-seniors, and everyone else who thinks reading is gay.

Kid 1(on instant messanger): God im finally done with that fucking book and the book report, Rose of Sharon is a stinky hoe.
Kid 2(on Instant messanger): Oh shit i gotta finish that
::10 minutes later::
Kid 1(on Instant messanger): Give up?
Kid 2(on Instant messanger): Fuck no i used Sparknotes

by Flyinsquirrel992 May 1, 2006

SHARKMANE

sharkmane also known as shrktora, is a obese da hood legend who terrorizes the whole community.
beware of him.

HOLY FUCK ITS SHARKMANE

by dtbbullet April 19, 2022

sparknotes

a gift to man from On High! a way for every lazy high schooler to get the jist of nearly any book while letting the gay kids actually go through the trouble of reading a book all the way through...

don't use Sparknotes if you think Starbucks is a cool place to hang out or you're a guy and like it in the pooper...

read Gulliver's Travels by tomorow? fuck that I've got xBox to play...I'll just Sparknote it...

this is Sparknotes...this is beer...

by Samuel I. December 14, 2005

sparkster

a dishonest scheme; a fraud

a guy that sparksters old pensioners out of their savings

by t_____t May 22, 2019

sparkman

A largely unheard of superhero from northern Colorado, of dubious abilities whose superpowers primarily consist of dark sarcasm and biting insults.

The Sparkman is here to fight evil, and defend justice.

by lespark September 5, 2005

Auntie Sparknotes

Auntie Sparknotes is a humor/advice columnist at the website sparknotes.com

Auntie Sparknotes and her confidence pants-wearing lobsters vs. Dan Bergstein in werewolf form; who would win?

by SpiffyAlien July 5, 2010

Spamateur

Someone inexperienced enough to think that any simple solution has a hope of fixing the problem.

RackMonkey: The red light in the middle of the drive array is flashing, want me to stick some gaffa-tape over it?
BOFH: (Slap)

by Rack Monkey September 8, 2005