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Mexican Sparkler

The act of a man climaxing on his back with his penis pointing straight in the air so that his ejaculate looks like a Cinco de Mayo fireworks display
All John wanted for Christmas was a Mexican Sparkler.
by Irish Jack December 27, 2014
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sparkler bomb

A large clump of sparklers that are air tightly wrapped with electrical tape. Once the fuse is lit, it takes about 50 seconds to detonate. Detonation occurs when all the sparklers in the air tight tape go off at the same time compressing against the tape and eventually going off. Once exploded a sparkler bomb of 16 standard sparklers has the equivallant of 1/4 a stick of dynamite.
I used a sparkler bomb to blow the door off a soda machine.
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Jersey Sparkler

A long slender effeminate joint rolled with multiple papers and minimal marijuana. If resembles a sparkler because it is so thin and burns so quickly and little lasting impact.
by GF Bocce Champ July 23, 2012
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Fag Sparklers

In WoW (World of Warcraft). A term used to describe a holy flashing light coming from a Paladin before your own death. In other words - Divine Storm.

Invention of the term - Branweermen
Oh noez! That damned paladins fag sparklers killed me!
by Iarrninja October 26, 2009
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morning sparkler

Dude, I just had myself a morning sparkler in the shower.
by boobookittyfuck13 January 17, 2014
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Bum Sparkler

1. A dildoh of many colors.
2.When a dildoh is inserted into the anus, and is twisted around making colors spinning.
3.When a man ejaculates around the partners anus.

#3 commonly reffered to as a Anal Creampie
Her Bum sparkler is green, yellow, and red. She is so good at working with it.

I let a bum sparkler all on her ass...it looked like i splashed paint all over her ass.
by TheDillKing2 February 1, 2010
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dick sparkler

A tasty mixed drink made with vodka, club soda, champagne, and tropical Italian soda.
My sister makes some amazing mixed drinks. You HAVE to try her dick sparkler!
by darthquixote April 11, 2016
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