scaranoid

the act of being scared and paranoid simultaneously

dude, when I left the bar last night there was a cop following me the whole way home. I was so scaranoid

by sqee_nine August 3, 2010

paranoid space

A place where paranoid people go to escape from reality instead of facing it.

The paranoid space is a nothing more than something made up by the media.

by Word Madman March 31, 2019

battery paranoid

What you are if you own an Android device.

"Angela was so battery paranoid about her Droid X that she turned off her Wifi, GPS and automatic syncing."

by singleinthecity704.com November 8, 2011

Paranoid

The condition of believing you're being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These stalkers ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:

1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?

It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.

"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get me!!"

by John Q Moron December 7, 2003

ParanoidB

The finest Drongo in the lands plus he can rip dvds! Craze!

(@ParanoidB) lemme talkjt my drunken sluir to him

by readerr0r January 25, 2004

stareanoid

the act of becoming paranoid as a result of someone staring relentlessly

freak kept looking at me...made me totally stareanoid...thought he was gonna go all jeffrey dahmer on me!

by Nellystradamous August 4, 2009

Paranoid period

When a girl thinks she has started her period so keeps checking, but hasn't actually.

I'm on my paranoid period today.

by Ellie b May 10, 2014