sack spackle

when a guy wipes his ass back to front, smearing shit on the back of his scrotum

Dude, I took a solid beef shit and when I wiped I totally sack spackled myself.

by Guts February 17, 2007

Spak pad

An unnofficial console pad which is usually bulky, less sleek, poorly designed and has unnecessary turbo buttons. The pad is usually bestowed upon the weaker gamers and thus enhancing their handicap.

Tom: Jonty's coming round for some Goldeneye.
Chico: Oh? Well tell that a$shole to leave his spak pad at home.

Duncan: I know it's your house and everything but do I have to use the spak pad?
Ross: Shut up.

by Barca87 June 18, 2011

spackle the ceiling

1. Codespeak between guys meaning to masturbate excessively... Also 2. To come so hard while masturbating and after looking down and not seeing any results realize that is what is dripping on your forhead because it landed on the ceiling.

2 dudes conversing in the presence of females...
Dude1: Man you missed an awesome party the other night, where were you?
Dude2: Uh, I stayed home man I had to ' spackle the ceiling.'
Dude1: I heard that

by roosterjackson70 February 17, 2017

face spackle

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I put enough face spackle on her to sheetrock and wall.

by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

Spackcock

A cross between spastic and cock originates from the uk troops in Iraq in 2003 now widely used in the forces........

Ed is such a spackcock for an officer.......

by AJ212 August 7, 2009

Slamkanversation

Any conversation you have with a another person who is only capable of talking about or listening to issues that pertain to his or her life. Usually the topics consist of editing, writing, or filming movies. They always have a lot of "projects" to tell you about and know a lot of "industry" people. Usually their head is much too large for their body sort of like Ben Affleck or Minnie Driver.

I tried to call Ben and ask him if he wanted to go to the concert, but I got stuck in another Slamkanversation.

Every conversation with my girlfriend is a Slamkanversation of the worst kind.

Look at Bill stuck in a Slamkanversation with Mr. Smith over there.

by Sloppy Sal December 21, 2009