SpattyWank

When you bone a fat chick

Guy1: Hey i spattywanked that new chick last night
Guy2: Nice!!!

by allen gnudi November 21, 2006

Swafty

A feeling of being hung over,

Symntoms include:
Tiredness
Lightheaded
Hungry
Ill
Weak

No known cure has been discovered, coz no-one was looking into it.

I got so smashed last night, I'm feeling a little swafty now. Wait, why are my pants on back-to-front?

by cann0nfodder May 5, 2011

Sparty

The muscular mascot for Michigan State University, featured as a terra cotta statue and foam rubber mascot at games and events.

Sparty has been featured in ESPN commercials, Jones Soda bottles, named "buffest mascot" by Muscle and Fitness magazine and was the first non-athlete featured on the cover of the NCAA Football video game (for the 2009 Wii edition)

Look, on the sideline, it's Sparty leading the fans in the fight song.

by King Leonidas of Sparta September 8, 2009

spatty wank

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.

Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!

by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006

Sparty Watch

The MSU act of throwing an all night dance party at the Sparty statue during Michigan week in order to ward off the carpet munching U of M students.

"Lets go John, we need to go to Sparty Watch in order to keep those inbred University of Michigan students from fucking with the Sparty statue."

by tso40 October 14, 2011

Shafty

Run down/old but cosy, makes you feel at home but not modern or shiny.

"That house is so shafty"
"I know, it looks really cosy"

by YaKnow_Stuff June 17, 2018

spifty

an awesome word that I made up. it's a cross between spiffy and nifty

wow, that sure is a spifty word

by Anonymous June 18, 2003