spaceman

Posts spacey things that make you go "wtf?". He must be as high as a kite, and with the grammar of a 5 year old.

Fighter of NightDarker.

spaceman: so vegetablr stock comes from the bones of what vegetables?

by FuzzyBB July 25, 2009

Spaceman Spiff

From the famous comic, Calvin and Hobbes, it is one of calvins many alter egos. He flies around in a space ship in an unknown, but cruel galaxy where he crashes and meets many gross aliens. Bill Watterson(creator of C&H) created the character when he was in high school, where the name was "Spaceman Mort." It has now grown into the spaceman we know of as spiff. Bill Watterson has said Spiff is a parody of Flash Gordon, and the setting uses elements found in regular sci-fi.

We find Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, poised precariously over a percolating pit of putrid pasta

by Spaceman_Spiff May 22, 2009

spackmonaut

Someone whose spasticity is astronomical.

"Paulo? Forget it. That guy's a total spackmonaut."

by Chris K December 18, 2004

Spackman

Some one from a heritage that is out of this world and are often intelligent also a super friend and human being.

" Dang yo a Spackman bro, you got it all done with out my help yo out of this world man"

by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018

URBAN SPACEMAN

The urban spaceman is ulitmateley someone who doesn't exist

Urban spaceman: I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist

Rural spaceman: Sucks for you

by eR0R February 25, 2008

Spaceman

Space man Rocket man a person with high hopes for the future of space, interstellar and interplanetary missions. This person can think exponentially and has moonshot ideas. First used in 2018 as the monicker or alias of Filipino space entrepreneur, Dexter Baño.

You got an amazing mindset and you love space. You might be a spaceman.

by Pox_vopuli August 20, 2019

urban spaceman

A person who is too perfect to be real. From the 1968 song "I'm the urban spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Band.

I'm the urban spaceman baby, I've got speed
I've got everything I need
I'm the urban spaceman baby, I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure
I don't feel pain
If you were to knock me down
I'd just get up again
I'm the urban spaceman babe and
I'm making out
I'm all about

I wake up every morning
with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance
spills out all over the place
I'm the urban spaceman
I'm intelligent and clean
Know what I mean?

I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none
It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down
I've never made a boob
I'm a glossy magazine
an advert in the tube
I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist

by sdv October 2, 2007