sizzling twat

A twat so amazing that it sizzles. A lady known to live in Temecula, CA and be a member of the most exclusive club in town. She likes to go to Palm Springs every summer, break cups, eat sandwiches in the Jacuzzi and lounge in her active wear. She is awesome and amazing, hilarious beyond compare. She is loyal and generous, and her farts smell like angel kisses. She can be clumsy and fall down stairs and break things. She can cannonlog the shit out of a pool. Her laugh can be a cackle you hear in your dreams or nightmares. She can be a clean eating super freak or eat Twinkies for breakfast. She likes dolphin shaped sex toys and has a gag reflex like a baby eating solids for the first time. She can make chainsaw noises like a mother fucker and take out a cactus with her toes. She will dry hump a pool noodle, be freakishly strong and known to have a clean shaven snatch like stamped concrete. Also answers to the name Cookie Killjoy, Virginia, Mime, Sweet Tea, Cannonlog, Chainsaw, Fluffy, Tiki Tiki and Cactus Dawn.

Hey have you heard of those Sizzling Twats? Those bitches are bad ass. I want to be a member of that group!

by Fluffy Orange Princess January 13, 2018

Sizzling throat syndrome

When you inhale someone else’s smoke and your throat sizzles.

Damn why can I feel your bong rip in my throat. It must be sizzling throat syndrome acting up again.

by Rico$ April 7, 2021

snozzling

snoggling with Loz

"ben hopes he will get to do some snozzling soon...not sure if loz agrees"

by non snozzler October 18, 2003

Sizzling

when you smoke and one of the nugs are on fire its sizzling

yo keep hittin that its sizzling

by MylesB April 1, 2008

The sizzling smith

When your partner puts an iron on your stomach on low power. Once it heats up press the steam button and listen to their skin sizzle. Then pees on the burnt flesh and listens to it sizzle.

"God Lindsey was really talking smack last night so i took out the iron and gave her the sizzling smith"

by Hack Reatack June 24, 2008

sizzling

an advanced case of ZITS, both m and f

this is not simply a cosmetic problem - our zits have started SIZZLING

by battered blair May 19, 2005

Sizzling Pickle

When you read something, whether it be a quote, a phrase, a sentence, or a whole novel, and you wish you wrote it. That is a sizzling pickle.

Friend: "my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations"

Me: "Man, that is one sizzling pickle."

by Toni Cupcake December 9, 2012