sour cream moin

Sour cream moin is semen soothing the anus

Kaine and Alex gone give your dad sour cream moin in the back of a paddy wagon

by Sourcreammoin March 18, 2020

Sour Cream Tan

An extremely pale Caucasian with skin so pale you might scream. The sour cream tanned individual reflects light from the sun making them dangerous to be around. It is rumored they are saving the earth from global warming due their ability to reflect sunlight away from earth. Their ghastly, pallid skin will send chills down the spine of the most courageous individuals.

Damn bro have you seen that sour cream tan Katie is rocking?

by Mo' Greenman September 28, 2014

Sour Cream Pie

Similar to the more common cream pie in which a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina. However, this cream pie results in the accidental impregnation of the woman.

Your little brother was the result of a sour cream pie.

by Balls Kolano April 21, 2009

sailor's sour cream

An alcoholic drink, served by the shot glass, mixing equal parts milk and vodka.

Barkeep, I'll have a Sailor's Sour Cream Shooter.

by Del Millard February 11, 2006

Sour cream beaner

A sour cream beaner is a slang term for white mexicans. While ethnically hispanic, skin just happens to be light. May be mistaken for caucasian by people who cannot identify race. Usually are given away to be hispanic because of names that many identify with latinos, such as "Garcia', or "Lopez".

Person 1: Why are you dating a white girl?

Hispanic Guy: She's not a white girl, just a sour cream beaner.

by JustThatGuy June 4, 2009

sour cream donut

Prior to intercourse, a man ejaculates into a microwavable cup, then proceeds to microwaving it, thus making it sour. Then using it as lube during intercourse.

Paul, I gave this bitch a sour cream donut in her spokes because her pussy stunk.

by maesterchief June 20, 2008

Sour cream taco

When u bout to nut but you pull out and come ON her pussy instead of IN her pussy

"Dude, you fucked Rebecca. What you do?"
"Nigga i sour cream taco'd her"
"Damn dude , you lucky"
"I know"

by Bacach April 18, 2018