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Soprano Syndrome

A common ailment among performers, resulting in the belief that depth of feeling is best conveyed, not by a heartfelt and realistic delivery, but by as much arm waving, melodramatic movement, dewey-eyed smiling, and feigned ingenue-ity as one can muster, irrespective of song content.

So named for its commonality within female singers of the highest vocal range, though this syndrome is known to present quite commonly among divas of any gender and/or vocal range. However, the following correlation is clearly present: the higher one's vocal range in comparison to the average of one's gender, the more likely one is to exhibit symptoms of the aforementioned kind.
"The girl playing Desdemona was smiling winningly at the audience while her character was supposed to be in tears. I think she had a bad case of Soprano Syndrome."
by Sam Thorn November 28, 2011
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Soprano Cornet

Used in Brass bands to produce a tight laser beam of incredibly high intensity. If used in conjunction with a shallow small bore mouthpiece it is capable of bringing down aircraft from heights of up to 50,000,000 feet.

Not to be confused with a soprano saxophone which is for pussies.
Soprano cornet brings down Airbus A380 from 40,000,000 feet overvthe Atlantic.
by Soprano man January 19, 2019
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soprano sax

The sexiest and rarest instrument out there. It will melt your ears with its halcyon-like sound.
I have a professional career playing soprano sax.
by JL3t3r May 14, 2014
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Soprano'd

In which a SERIES Finale doesn't end with a boner-fide conclusion. It leaves holes in the storyline. Usually includes NOTHING good or bad happening to the main character. It just hangs there like a house plant.
The SERIES Finale of "THE SHIELD" was on last night and they didn't conclude what happens to Vic's or Aceveda's characters. They just Soprano'd us again.
by vsanto December 15, 2008
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Soprano discount

To rip-off your trannie lover of the hour.
The Soprano discount was a rip-off orginally bragged about by a guy named Soprano who boasted of his accomplishment on a number of web sites. The Soprano discount goes as follows:

Visit Parc Morazon in San Jose, Costa Rica. Have two or more trannies fuck you bareback in the ass, then take out enough cash to pay just one of them, throw it in the air and run off.
by badabingofcostarica January 4, 2010
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soprano style elite

Soprano style elite is the best clan in socom 2 they pwn all and are never pwned
Oh no its SSE they are here to pwn us and eat our skill!
by $a!ad F1nger$ April 13, 2005
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Tony Soprano'd

When you bang a girl with nothing but a wife beater on.
I Tony Soprano'd some slut on Bourbon Street.
by DonLanc February 14, 2012
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