Somniphobia

Somniphobia is defined as "a persistent, abnormal, and unwarranted fear of sleep", and this condition causes thousands of people major distress every year. There are many reasons why people may suffer from somniphobia, as with any fear: they may have had repeated bad experiences with nightmares/night terrors as a child. Known by many names—somniphobia and fear of sleep being the most common—the problem often significantly impacts quality of life. It can cause panic attacks, and symptoms include shortness of breath, nausea, sweating, irregular heartbeat and a sense of impending doom/dread.

Jake - "Man, every time i think about sleep i freak out."

Brett - "Dude, maybe you have Somniphobia."

by Speedracer22 January 20, 2009

Somniosexual

Little is known of this condition and there are barely an reports of it. Somniosexuality is when people are only attracted to or can love people in there dreams. This sexuality is rare and underground. Due to the rarity of it, not much is known about it.

"Hey Bill, you hear about Lisa? She's a somniosexual"
"No way! No wonder why she has been turning down my advances!"

by somnioandproudwithpride February 29, 2016

Sommillionaire

A person who makes money from doing wine related comedy gigs.
A portmanteau of sommelier and millionaire.

This wine is actually dog shit, sorry I'm a Sommillionaire now guys

by dumdumcunt69 March 30, 2021

Somina

1. black woman of Haitian descent, well known for their beauty, intelligence, wisdom, creativity, and royal bloodline.
2. the metaphorical representation for a female unicorn

After many unsuccessful attempts in trying to woo somina, the man gave up because he realized that she too knew that he was not worthy.

by phirechyld December 19, 2016

somit

This word has roots in Sanskrit and means a great friend. A cool person who has hundreds of friends.

Oh man! thanks for being there, you are such a Somit.

by DragonKing May 30, 2010

sonjia

Sonjia is a gorgeous masterpiece created by God to bring beauty into this world and get rid of ugly people.

Gosh there's so many ugly people here, where's Sonjia when you need Her.

by sdubb April 3, 2013

Sombitch

A variant of son of a bitch, used mostly by white male Southern Americans over the age of fourty, in the process of getting killed during a War event on the popular Korean game Ragnarok Online.
Sombitch is usually is pronounced in an ear splitting pitch that can be heard across the trailer park.

"YOU SOMBITCH! FUCK FUCK THESE FUCKING FUCKERS!" - real life quote.

by apple April 25, 2005