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Go Fuck Your Selfie

A retort one gives when someone takes too many selfies.
*Max takes a selfie in class*
Victoria:Hey Max, why don't you go fuck your selfie!
by mrperson123 January 31, 2018
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Selfie Whore

When someone posts multiple pictures of themselves, photographed by themselves, to one or more social media sites (i.e., Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) each week for the express purpose of getting others to comment on their pretty-ness. Often times, they may link these selfies with a self-deprecating comment to accelerate other's comments.
{The selfie whore posts a selfie on Facebook with the comment, "I'm trying something new with my hair, but I don't think it turned out good."}
Commenter 1: "No, you look great!"
Commenter 2: "Nah girl, you alwayz looking good!"
{The selfie whore has a momentary feeling of happiness, and then she starts planning her next selfie}

Guy 1: "Hey, why does Tammy post so many selfies on Facebook?"
Guy 2: "She's a selfie whore. She just wants people to tell her she's pretty even though she's fat."
by Donkey Punching Queen August 31, 2013
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Extended Selfie

The Extended Selfie is the upgraded non-lame version of the social media phenomenon known as Selfie. Selfie by definition is a photo taken in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph. The Extended Selfie has been made popular by the lead singer of a well known central Florida band called TUG. Like the Selfie, the Extended Selfie is taken of oneself, but unlike the Selfie it is taken in video form and recorded to music, additionally the subject or subjects in the video must remain still or you will have an Extended Selfie FAIL. Extended Selfies are purposely cheesy, humor filled and mock the original Selfie concept. Correctly executed Extended Selfies have been known to inspire poetry, get one laid, soil ones clothing and/or CHANGE YOUR LIFE! Pick your poses wisely, but more importantly pick your music choice carefully!
Grace: Lets take a Selfie
Danny: Selfies are lamesauce, lets take an extended selfie like a boss to Prince's Purple Rain.

Grace: OMG Extended Selfies are the most amazing thing in this world! Life changed!!
by Jessie Lane January 7, 2014
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beat the brains out of the little soldier

To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.
"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"
by richard vendor October 22, 2012
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soldier on

To move on into the blistering sandstorm that is life and yet to know that your power in the face of adversity is the only power that can change anything. When the sand skins you alive and the claws of the monsters that are your obstacles near your flesh, you soldier on because you know that past the storm, there is the light of day. Basically, go on no matter what.
When life got tough, he decided to soldier on.
by Nope, nope, nopity nope. September 26, 2013
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Selfie-Esteem

Taking an excessive amount of selfies to boost one's image of themselves.
Jen's Instagram is full of selfies but its just because she needs to boost her selfie-esteem.
by UltraLotus September 14, 2013
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Selfie-Holic

Selfie-Holic
by Guzzin April 28, 2014
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