Soledad

A girl who is mainly chill with a hipster attitude/ and or appearance, but in denial about the fact that she may be a hipster. She loves people and is very social. She is an activist and believes strongly in human rights.

Hey I said Hi to that girl and she gave me a high five.
Yeah she's a soledad.

by emberyellow December 31, 2012

splenda daddy

A man who is willing to be a sugar daddy, but has a serious lack of funds.

Actually my splenda daddy got it for me...so no.

by word diva February 26, 2011

splendaddy

Diabetic sugar daddy.

Giving my splendaddy his insulin every day is a hassle. I wish I had a sugar daddy.

by Lamb Lamb April 23, 2009

Splenda Water

The Best combination: Splenda sugar + Water

Also known as:
Iceberg Splenda: Splenda sugar + Ice cold water w/ ice
Hot sauna Splended H2O: Splenda sugar + Hot water (The most radical and dangerous drink

Created by Shane Dawson, however is quickly spreading around the Globe.
Caution: This drink will make you go CRAZY! Use this white powder carefully..

Oh man, I had some of that splenda water yesterday, its good as hell but I swear i was seeing shit!

by aidenS July 26, 2010

Splenda uncle

It's the shitty poorer version of a sugar daddy. Usually they are slightly past middle-aged. Also they tend to go for the "less pretty girls." Essentially both a Splenda Uncle and the "less pretty girl" are settling for what they can get.

Jessica: "Shelly, what about him? He seems okay."
Shelly: "I guess... but he's definitely not a sugar daddy."
Jessica: "Of course not. But he could be your Splenda Uncle!"

by leahylives4ever April 13, 2017

Splenda Tits

n. A colloquial term for a woman with beautiful, yet tragically fake breasts. Used in exchange for sugar tits for women with breast implants.

Luke: "Hey, have you seen the new boobs on Linda?"
John: "Oh, you mean Splenda Tits?"

"What are you looking at, Splenda tits?"- Mel Gibson

by floydfan91 August 2, 2011

Soledad

A petite girl whose lack of height is only matched by her brain. She has pretty big eyes and doesn't take sexist jokes very well. You do NOT wanna get into an argument over feminism with this chick.

Dude 1: Man, I was just messing around in lunch when i made that 19th amendment joke, but sheesh, she took it so personal.

Dude 2: It's cool she's just a Soledad.

by UnCoolBro September 25, 2010