Acronym for Seems Ok Far Away
Used to describe a female that at first appears attractive, but is revealed to be anything but with a closer look.
Used to describe a female that at first appears attractive, but is revealed to be anything but with a closer look.
Man 1: Man, that girl is super hot. I'm gonna go talk to her.
Man 2: No wait a minute. Ya she's just a SOFA, better not.
Man 2: No wait a minute. Ya she's just a SOFA, better not.
by deemuny September 14, 2012
Get the SOFAmug. "Did you see that Jack slept on the sofa last night?" "Yeah he said he thinks he might have left his wallet in between the cushions"
by Bilbo239 October 4, 2012
Get the Sofamug. Nerd 1: How was Ninja Gaiden 2?
Nerd 2: I give it the SoFA!
Fratboy 1: How was Heather?
Fratboy 2: She gets my personal SoFA.
Nerd 2: I give it the SoFA!
Fratboy 1: How was Heather?
Fratboy 2: She gets my personal SoFA.
by MrDecker April 4, 2008
Get the SoFAmug. (S)it (O)n (F)at (A)ss
by Big Daddy DJC May 14, 2006
Get the SOFAmug. An upholstered couch, settee, or other form of seating, which has been saturated with flatulence to the point that its foam interior permanently reeks and may well have acquired a brownish tint.
I don't mind watching the football game at Joe's house, but there's no way I'm crashing on that fart sofa after everyone's had chili dogs.
On "My Strange Addiction", I saw a woman who eats bits of foam cushion from used couches — can you believe she actually snacks on fart sofa?
On "My Strange Addiction", I saw a woman who eats bits of foam cushion from used couches — can you believe she actually snacks on fart sofa?
by FlatusMeister August 23, 2011
Get the fart sofamug. Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.
Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.
by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010
Get the snortin the sofamug. The couch crasher develops a sofa circuit of sympathetic or co-dependent friends' places with sofas to crash on. Only losers do the sofa circuit, because they are perpetually broke and too lazy to get a regular job and live a responsible life.
Tim has been on the sofa circuit for a year, crashing at different friends' places till they get sick of him and kick him out, then he moves on to the next friend's sofa.
by Sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
Get the Sofa Circuitmug.