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A very, very, VERY difficult subject that only clever people can study. It is a completely rational and academic subject to study.
"WOW! You study sociology?? I am in awe of you..."
by Jennybean5 May 17, 2006
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a subject taught by stoners and paedophiles
im a sociology teacher, man i love being stoned and eyeing up girls

e.g. "That Morgan, what a treat."
"I need a spliff... I mean photocopy some work"
by mr harley March 28, 2007
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Area of study relating to human behavior, culture, and understanding why people are the way they are, Upon acquiring sociological knowledge, one tends to alienate everyone around them, and is often misunderstood
Sociologist:"See you're view on reality is purly cognative"

Idiot:"You're mom's cognative"

S:"Thats sociology for ya,idiots"
by pissinyocherios January 31, 2009
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A shitty social science major for pseudo-intellectuals whose mindset consists of what they hear and parrot from CNN and MSNBC all day and tools who think they are all that because they take sociological statistics which is nothing but a class that involves quantifying behavior and interactions using arbitrary number of policies needed to combat the number of societal issues. Basically the study of society, learning sociology and thinking from a sociological perspective is something anyone can do without having to take a class or have a degree. It’s a BS major that has made society worse than ever before and like every social sciences with the exception of economics, it should not involve statistics because the social world is variable. Sociology is the functionalist and insular version of anthropology, the mischief-maker version of psychology, and the subversive version of History.
Should I major in Sociology?

If you want to get midterm questions like who was responsible for the KKK movement? Then sociology is the perfect choice.

A. Conservatives

B. Republicans

C. Everyone who disagrees with a Liberal

D. All of the above
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A social science subject/major devoid of any intrigue or substance. It’s basically the insular version of Anthropology, the subversive version of History, and a shit fit version of psychology since it is a paroxysm of tantrums by radical commies or useful idiots who believe everyone who disagrees with them politically is a pressing social issue
Did you study sociology?

No!

Why?

Because sociology is the study of what most people already know. It just takes experience and going outside to decipher it.
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A safe place if you're anything except a non-white male.
Even though it's a broad subject and interesting subject filled with ideas, a sociology lesson can easily be whittled down to "white men are racists, everyone else are oppressed".

One of the few places leftists feel completely empowered and morally superior where as long as you hate white men, you're never wrong.
A: I'm getting so sick of Anatomy & Physiology. As a bi-gender grey demi queer unicorn fairy flute toothpaste toenail chicken ankle, it's just insulting to see all this bullshit.

B: We can always go check out a sociology lesson, it's the one place we can escape their oppressive patriarchal misogynistic white supremacy. Sociology understands who we are. They're there to protect our feelings.
by Reppy07 December 8, 2016
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Any lesson that you have where you just sit around and do fuck all. The teacher don't give a fuck and neither do you. You know you will fail your exams but you just couldnt give a Fucking Toss
Fred: Lets have a chilli eating contest!
Paul: Yeah that sounds great. Another typical Sociology lesson
Fred: The teacher would rather have a smoke so lets just do what we want
Paul: Yeah alright, cool.

Fred: Drink this coke with the chilli's in it for £2.50
Paul: Done, someone record my expression
Fred: Sweet, this shit is going on facebook
Paul: What about Mr M***e
Fred: Fuck M***e
by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 24, 2010
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