Sober

The strange feeling you get after you wake up sometimes.

I knew I was sober when the room started to stay still

by Shoutin Will Belamy September 24, 2011

sober

stands for son-of-a-b****-everything's-real!

Tom: I...I feel weird.
Ted: Yeah, getting sober does that to you...

by Noodle8 November 24, 2011

soberated

When being sober is overrated.

I wasn't going to drink today, but we went to champagne brunch and decided it was soberated. Gimme a mimosa bitch!

by casebook June 25, 2013

Sober

Definitely on maintenance medication and smoking weed.

I couldn't drive home from the clinic because I was too sober.

by CleanGod100 January 14, 2019

Soberism

The excessive practice of not ingesting drugs.

Johnny is suffering from Soberism, he hasn't had a hit in months.

by Thestabbinhob0 December 4, 2009

Sober

A delusional, unnatural, nightmare-like mental state characterized by the pronounced lack of THC in the bloodstream.

I'm almost sober, man; you better let me get another hit of that.

by discipleofganja May 22, 2018

Sober

When your reality is not affected by a substance.

Sober

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