shrek soaked

term often used when you have special dreams involving a special someone, Shrek. this can also be used to explain a life filled with Shrek energy.

I'm hoping for some Shrek soaked dreams tonight

by beepothegreatpuppet May 5, 2020

Are you soaked?

Same as are you nuts, or are you crazy
Said when someone is going over the top with what they are saying, (when they boost or just to much)

Mary: This is EASY!! Sarah: Are you soaked?

Teacher: Today we are reading 187 pages. Student 1: Is she soaked Student 2: she must be

Bob: I am better than Michael Jordan: Bill: ok, your soaked

by LeoTor November 28, 2010

morman soak

The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.

Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already

by CShady August 1, 2015

Panty Soaker

A man who, by his appearance alone, will cause a woman to want to have sex with him. A true panty soaker knows he is a panty soaker and treats women accordingly - meaning since they are aquired cheaply they have little or no value and can be easily discarded.

Steve is a real panty soaker. Women are attracted to him like moths to a flame.

by Bob the Panty Soaker April 14, 2009

soak

When the penis is put in the vagina but there is no pumping or thrusting, so it seems less like sex. Preferred form of premarital sex for mormons.

She didn't wanna have sex but she let me soak for 20 minutes.

by blamo212299 May 27, 2010

Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.

I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.

by Brian Petz February 24, 2006

dick soak

Verb

The act of penetrating a girl while in missionary or cow girl positions with no thrusting or moving involved. Soaking for no longer then 5 minutes.

Mostly apart of Mormonism.

Paul: me and Susan was dick soaking yesterday.

Susan: A dick soak is not worng because its not sex.

by Zinm8 September 30, 2021