Snurf 

A guy who sniffs women's bicycle seats. I invented this word for douchebags about 40 years ago, and a small group of my friends still use it for guys who you just know sniff women's bicycle seats.

Most commonly used as "snurf alert!"

I can smell that creepy snurf from here. Don't let him near my kid's bike.

Snurf by WickedWanda November 11, 2019

Snurf 

When one is being told to sniff something one shall say “snurf this”

Wow these flowers smell good “snurf this”

Snurf by anonymous March 10, 2022

snurf-snurf 

Basically a more subtle way of saying "Mwahahahaha".

Said after foiling somebody and being slightly victorious.

Person 1: May i have some of your grape drink?
Person 2: Yes
Person 2 to Person 3: Thats just purple power-aid, snurf-snurf.

snurf-snurf by The Original Snurf-Snurfer November 8, 2009

Snurf Bite

An action one does to another where you put your thumb between your index and middle finger, then squeeze someone elses skin between the thumb and middle finger, and twist. Very painful.

My friend game me a snurf bite after I gave him a purple nurple.

Snurf Bite by SAMiiZLe December 6, 2006

urflguffle snurf 

This word is written in the Cirque du freak series. It almost use to roar when you are getting very very very crazy and angry. Actually it almost means damn it ,or something bad words.

Urflguffle snurf ! you two dirty monsters ! Let me go !

urflguffle snurf by sandy shan June 23, 2011

Smurfburn 

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

Smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn 

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016