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Snurf

A pejorative verb used to describe particularly heinous actions performed by a fellow lad.

Alternatively used as a noun or expletive with reference to the fundamental attributes of carrying out a certain task in a given context. Usage as a noun is subject to the rules of conjugation as present in the standard English language, resulting in the noun form of the word: Snurfer.

Formally, the title of a since discontinued, educational, but otherwise disturbing cassette tape recording that was mysteriously distributed to senile French teachers across the province by Ontario's Ministry of Education.
USAGE AS A VERB:

Madame Karma: Patrick, Bruno, I know what you have been saying all year. You are disgusting!
Bruno: Sorry madame, no more snurfing around I promise!

USAGE AS A NOUN:

Madame Karma: Bruno, what have you done!?
Bruno: I threw the juice box into the fan madame! I'm a real Snurfer!
by CharlieDontSnurf January 17, 2017
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snurfing

Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.
Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?

Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!
by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010
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snurfing

surfing the Internet while you're supposed to be having a conversation on the phone.
I was on the phone with my girlfriend the other day and she caught me snurfing because she could hear my Yahoo IM sound alerts.
by Agent 74 December 25, 2007
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Snurf

A mispronunciation of the word "Smurf"
Guy 1: Jesus Christ, you look like a fuckin' snurf!
Guy 2: Hahaha, La-La-La-Fuck-Yourself!
by ArcticSkeleton January 31, 2017
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Snurfed

When you laugh while drinking and it comes out of your nose.
"Dude I was drinking my millk and Timmy told this hilarious joke and it came out of my nose"

"Brah you totally snurfed"
by KnockingDevil May 13, 2016
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Snurf

Surfing for information about a specific person in a snooping manner on the internet. Often from google to wikipedia to facebook, or any combination of other sites.
I know my ex is snurfing me because she shows up in my facebook top 10 all the time.
by Shamus McCrary June 11, 2011
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snurfing

An abbreviated form of 'surfing the net'.
- "Did you go out for a nice walk today? It's been really sunny out."
- "No. I spent all day snurfing!"
by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) October 3, 2006
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