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Snurf

A guy who sniffs women's bicycle seats. I invented this word for douchebags about 40 years ago, and a small group of my friends still use it for guys who you just know sniff women's bicycle seats.
Most commonly used as "snurf alert!"

I can smell that creepy snurf from here. Don't let him near my kid's bike.
by WickedWanda November 11, 2019
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Snurf

When one is being told to sniff something one shall say “snurf this”
Wow these flowers smell good “snurf this”
by anonymous March 10, 2022
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snurf-snurf

Basically a more subtle way of saying "Mwahahahaha".

Said after foiling somebody and being slightly victorious.
Person 1: May i have some of your grape drink?
Person 2: Yes
Person 2 to Person 3: Thats just purple power-aid, snurf-snurf.
by The Original Snurf-Snurfer November 8, 2009
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Snurf Bite

An action one does to another where you put your thumb between your index and middle finger, then squeeze someone elses skin between the thumb and middle finger, and twist. Very painful.
My friend game me a snurf bite after I gave him a purple nurple.
by SAMiiZLe December 6, 2006
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urflguffle snurf

This word is written in the Cirque du freak series. It almost use to roar when you are getting very very very crazy and angry. Actually it almost means damn it ,or something bad words.
Urflguffle snurf ! you two dirty monsters ! Let me go !
by sandy shan June 23, 2011
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Smurfburn

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance
Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants
by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016
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smurfburn

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn
by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016
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