A pejorative verb used to describe particularly heinous actions performed by a fellow lad.
Alternatively used as a noun or expletive with reference to the fundamental attributes of carrying out a certain task in a given context. Usage as a noun is subject to the rules of conjugation as present in the standard English language, resulting in the noun form of the word: Snurfer.
Formally, the title of a since discontinued, educational, but otherwise disturbing cassette tape recording that was mysteriously distributed to senile French teachers across the province by Ontario's Ministry of Education.
Alternatively used as a noun or expletive with reference to the fundamental attributes of carrying out a certain task in a given context. Usage as a noun is subject to the rules of conjugation as present in the standard English language, resulting in the noun form of the word: Snurfer.
Formally, the title of a since discontinued, educational, but otherwise disturbing cassette tape recording that was mysteriously distributed to senile French teachers across the province by Ontario's Ministry of Education.
USAGE AS A VERB:
Madame Karma: Patrick, Bruno, I know what you have been saying all year. You are disgusting!
Bruno: Sorry madame, no more snurfing around I promise!
USAGE AS A NOUN:
Madame Karma: Bruno, what have you done!?
Bruno: I threw the juice box into the fan madame! I'm a real Snurfer!
Madame Karma: Patrick, Bruno, I know what you have been saying all year. You are disgusting!
Bruno: Sorry madame, no more snurfing around I promise!
USAGE AS A NOUN:
Madame Karma: Bruno, what have you done!?
Bruno: I threw the juice box into the fan madame! I'm a real Snurfer!
by CharlieDontSnurf January 18, 2017
Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?
Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!
Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!
by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010
I was on the phone with my girlfriend the other day and she caught me snurfing because she could hear my Yahoo IM sound alerts.
by Agent 74 November 11, 2007
by ArcticSkeleton February 01, 2017
"Dude I was drinking my millk and Timmy told this hilarious joke and it came out of my nose"
"Brah you totally snurfed"
"Brah you totally snurfed"
by KnockingDevil May 13, 2016
Surfing for information about a specific person in a snooping manner on the internet. Often from google to wikipedia to facebook, or any combination of other sites.
by Shamus McCrary May 17, 2011
An abbreviated form of 'surfing the net'.
- "Did you go out for a nice walk today? It's been really sunny out."
- "No. I spent all day snurfing!"
- "No. I spent all day snurfing!"
by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) October 03, 2006