The act of ejaculating on someones face while they are passed out drunk or in a deep sleep. They awake the next morning with dried and hardened semen all over their face and hair.
Last night my girlfriend came over and fell asleep early so I gave her a Sleepy Snowman. She was pissed when she woke up the next morning.
by Gregory J. Williams January 9, 2009
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An activity conceived by 2 Buhler High School students in which a snowman is crafted by the finest Chicago snow on top of a high-rise next to the Chicago river. When this snow does not form into a snowman, these 2 amazing individuals typically make Rooftop Snow Angels instead...
A boy named Brandon had a dream. That dream was to create a snowman. He didn't just want any ordinary snowman...he wanted a snowman that was on top of a 16-story apartment building. Therefore he came to Chicago to build a Rooftop Snowman.
by yoohoo42 May 8, 2012
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by Kennysabigdumbbitch December 1, 2011
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by shmonroe August 24, 2016
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I left my Yeti cooler unattended and when I returned to grab another beer, I grabbed a Dark Snowman instead.
by Lightwork May 7, 2018
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Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.
A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.
note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.
Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.
A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.
note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.
Justin : “Hey lets go make snow angels in that yard across the street!”
A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”
Justin : “Why not?”
A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”
Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."
A.J. : "Sure."
A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”
Justin : “Why not?”
A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”
Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."
A.J. : "Sure."
by Crahan September 12, 2008
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