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if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin

How a black man explains that he only has sex with white women.
Guy #1: That fine ass black chick was all over you at the party, why didn't you try and get at that?
Guy #2: Cuz if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin... nahmee?
by tendervittlebit October 6, 2011
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hannah snowdon

Hannah Snowdon is Oliver Sykes of Bring Me the Horizons girlfriend. She's a tattoo artist and is the hottest bitch in Sheffield. Also an amazing singer, she's featured on Oli's bands' newest album Sempiternal on the track Deathbeds.
"OMG I'm so jelly of Hannah Snowdon"

"I know she's perfect"
by Chelsea Smile October 6, 2013
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Snowing

What happens on cold days with a form of crystallized ice, snowflakes that fall from the clouds.

An act of bullshitting your way out of being in trouble, being nice and sweet. Putting on a front, acting with an alter ego. That's fools most people.
Wow it really snowed outside Johnny! Look at all the frosty and white on the ground and icicles, For seral!


Snowing,Like most pedophiles
by browngirlsdonttakebs January 15, 2009
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SlowDingo

He’s literally the best speed runner ever. Don’t ever compare yourself to him EVER
Yo slowdingo can really cshlippy
by NotSlowDingo July 13, 2021
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Edward Snowden

Technology Specialist and former US Intelligence employee. Passionate about his Country’s Constitution 🇺🇸. Revealed that Intelligence of his country & Western Intelligence in general (the Five eyes alliance), was developing, and is using advanced technology, for domestic purposes; to spy on 👀, and persecute its own its citizens; without justification, cause, or court approval; including the allies of the west, including, politicians & leaders, such as Angela Merkel; operating outside the Law. Edward Snowden currently has safety in Russia.

“The National Security Agency monitored the phone conversations of 35 world leaders ... according to a classified document provided by whistleblower Edward Snowden”

~ The Guardian, Friday 25 Oct 2013
The most recent pinned tweet from Edward Snowden’s Twitter account ...

“When a crooked politician calls me traitor, ask yourself: who did I betray? The courts have ruled repeatedly that the programs I revealed were unlawful, and likely unconstitutional—a violation of your rights.

If this is treason, what they call loyalty is a crime”

The 4th Amendment 🇺🇸 of the US Constitution ...

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized”

“I do not want to live in a world where everything I do and say is recorded”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸

“I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind”

~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy 🇺🇸

“My thinking on the Assange pardon is very simple: setting aside all else, Trump will either be remembered as the first President since JFK who from his first to last day in office was hated by the NSA, CIA, and FBI, or as the one who caved to pressure at the very last moment”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸

“If you judge a man by his enemies, I'm doing pretty well”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸
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it's snowing in brazil

a phrase used to secretly tell a girl that her bra is showing without bringing everyone's attention to it
by ElisabethEmma May 20, 2008
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Snowing like a banshee

A term used by Elginites (a small town in NE Oregon) to indicate it is snowing really hard.
by UWFuzzy October 4, 2016
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