chad: Dude, how did your date go!?
Kam: bro, i totally nailed her and snowconed her ass
Chad: Awesome bro, thats nasti
Kam: bro, i totally nailed her and snowconed her ass
Chad: Awesome bro, thats nasti
by WyteTempo October 09, 2018
The act of putting sweaty, smelly, cold ice hockey shinpads over the back of the head and over the victims face. The victim will try to stand up and in the process there head will look similar to that of a snowcone.
by IamGod10 May 24, 2013
When Stephen was out shoveling snow, all he could think about was having a snowcone with his girlfriend afterwards
by P-ski December 12, 2005
The art of projecting a 'cone' using solely the power of one's semen when ejaculating. A 'cone' can typically be formed using a rolled up piece of paper into the shape of a cone, but more advanced users have been known to have used cloth, cardboard and even, in some more extreme cases, scrap metal.
Boy: Oh yeah, this is going to make a great snowcone!
*Rolls circular piece of paper into cone-like shape and places it upon his penis, begins masterbating and ejaculates, sending the cone flying into the air*
Girl: Ow! You just snowconed me in the eye!
*Rolls circular piece of paper into cone-like shape and places it upon his penis, begins masterbating and ejaculates, sending the cone flying into the air*
Girl: Ow! You just snowconed me in the eye!
by King Bobo September 24, 2009
When a guy masterbates into a snowcone dessert, before shoving it up his arse to fuck himself with it, then removing it and eating it.
by Big Ginger May 07, 2006
when you masturbate and get cum on your hand then lick it off (kinda like a snowball but without a partner)
thanks del
thanks del
by the wart March 15, 2006
I seen La'Trice Walking down the street today wearing her new green weave. She looked like a ghetto snowcone!
by Jerm Penn February 07, 2011