snooki

v. (trans) 1. to be punched in the face.

"Did you see that guy on 'Jersey Shore'; he totally snookied that bitch?"

by kosure January 3, 2010

Holy Snooki

Commonly used as an expression demonstrating unadulterated excitement, and/or infinite amusement, when curbing the use of expletives and blasphemous words while still trying to be funny. Appropriately used at tanning/nail salons, and laundromats; or when holy shit simply isn't good enough.

1. To a person coming out of a tanning salon: "Holy Snooki! You look like an Oompa Loompa!"

2. To a girlfriend: "Holy Snooki, you need a pedi!"

3. Pointing at a hairstyle: "Holy Snooki, look at that poof!"

4. To an acquaintance: "Holy Snooki have you lost weight?"

by psychomango August 25, 2010

snooki punch

When a short pudgy guidette is in yo face and you get mad drunk and just knock that bitch out!

This fuckin guidette was all up in the situation so I snooki punched that bitch out.

by "The Situational Grenadier" December 20, 2009

snooki fat

A woman who's shaped like a fire hydrant.

She used to look good but she let herself go and now she looks snooki fat.

by holden7446 July 31, 2010

Snooki

The result of an oompa loompa fucking a troll doll, to create a weird troll like creature that wants "smush smush" Known for being easier than a sex doll and for violating Eric Cartman.

Snooki want smush smush!

by pacman jones32 November 2, 2010

Snooki

(n) A stumpy and incredibly wide piece of orange colored feces, with one end tapered off to form a small round nodule.

I just defecated and when I looked down I thought I was watching Jersey Shore on that television network that used to play music videos, because my excrement looked like Snooki.

by playconn February 3, 2010

Snooki

Snooki: a female slut that has sex with any basketball player. Typically snookies are found in hotel lobbies of the visiting teams and the foyer of basketball arenas. Snookies became famous for Shawn kemp who famously said "I love all my snookies" in response to being questioned as to why he had so many children with various women. The American version of a "puck".

Michael Jordan loved Miami, not for playing against the Heat but for his favourite Snooki

by daggar January 22, 2011