Snogging
The act of burying one's nose in the genitals of another and shaking head violently while making a 'blrrrr' noise.
Snogging by BrandonLonehart November 16, 2010
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The act of three men gathering, one taking a shit, one cumming on the turd, and the third man eating the creation.
Snogging Scale
The scale used in the Louise Rennison series staring Georgia Nicolson. Its used so that parents cannot understand what their child (usually a teenage girl) is telling their freinds about their resent date with that hottie.
The Snogging Scale:
1/2. Sticky Eyes
1. Holding Hands
2. Arm Round
3. Goodnight Kiss
4. Kiss Lasing Over 3 Minutes, Without a Break
4 & 1/2. Hand Snogging
5. Open Mouth Kissing
6. Tongues
6 & 1/2. Ear Snogging
6 & 3/4. Neck Nuzzling
7. Upper Body Fondling - Outdoors
8. Upper Body Fondling - Indoors (In Bed)
9. BWA - Below Waist Activity
10. The Full Monty
The Snogging Scale:
1/2. Sticky Eyes
1. Holding Hands
2. Arm Round
3. Goodnight Kiss
4. Kiss Lasing Over 3 Minutes, Without a Break
4 & 1/2. Hand Snogging
5. Open Mouth Kissing
6. Tongues
6 & 1/2. Ear Snogging
6 & 3/4. Neck Nuzzling
7. Upper Body Fondling - Outdoors
8. Upper Body Fondling - Indoors (In Bed)
9. BWA - Below Waist Activity
10. The Full Monty
1. " So how did your date go last night?"
(Sat In Living Room With Parents Evedropping So She Uses The Snogging Scale)" It was double cool with knobs. He was sooo cool we did number 5 with a touch of 6!"
"Oo-er"
2. (Extract from the book)
"Me and Jas were sat painting our nails on the couch when the newsreader said "And tonight the priminister has reached number 10." And we had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazes."
(Sat In Living Room With Parents Evedropping So She Uses The Snogging Scale)" It was double cool with knobs. He was sooo cool we did number 5 with a touch of 6!"
"Oo-er"
2. (Extract from the book)
"Me and Jas were sat painting our nails on the couch when the newsreader said "And tonight the priminister has reached number 10." And we had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazes."
Snogging Scale by xXx Slut xXx October 18, 2008
snogging withdrawal
I haven't snogged anyone in ages, I may have snogging withdrawal because my lips are puckering on there own. I may have forgotten how to snog!
snogging withdrawal by britchik92 November 30, 2010
Snogging Stick
The Snogging Stick:
Also known as a brolly. The stick is a very important piece of equipment that stops the Gross Mating Rituals Of Hormonal Teenagers or G.M.R.O.H.T. The Snogging Stick has been proven to stop teenage pregnacy and other people having to witness couples sucking face (especially noisy kissers namming no names.) Do not mock the stick!!!
Also known as a brolly. The stick is a very important piece of equipment that stops the Gross Mating Rituals Of Hormonal Teenagers or G.M.R.O.H.T. The Snogging Stick has been proven to stop teenage pregnacy and other people having to witness couples sucking face (especially noisy kissers namming no names.) Do not mock the stick!!!
If a couple were showing a little too much PDA (Public Display of Affection) On would take there Snogging Stick (Brolly) and hit both of the LIGHTLY! more of a tap on the head to stop them and thier kissing. Note: The Snogging Stick is not for violence just to stop G.M.R.O.H.T.
Snogging Stick by Gertie November 14, 2007
Snogging the toothless clown
When we went for lunch, Cedric smiled at the waitress and he had whopping great pubes like bed springs between his teeth! I reckon he was snogging the toothless clown last night!
Snogging the toothless clown by Nuphagus January 5, 2020