snerger

A snerger is a man(usually middle-aged) who obtains delight from sniffing the bicycle saddles of (usually young) females.

Lucy knew the college principal was a secret snerger and decided to set a trap by sprinkling her saddle with freshly ground black pepper shortly before he did his daily tour of the bike sheds.

by Tom Danby July 30, 2007

Snarfer

A Snarfer is a person who say they're really good at something, but in reality the opposite is true. Snarfers may also say that you suck at something, when really they suck.

Dude, you're a Snarfer!

by ottergirl33 October 27, 2014

snarfer

One (typically male) who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat.

Tom is such a snarfer.

by Rino February 25, 2003

Serfer

A person who rides a wave towards the shore while standing or lying on a serfboard.

"AKAW!!! That was gnarly mate!" said the serfer.

by Yawthat's c the cmisthy c September 9, 2020

snarfer

one who acts like a bitch, usually a mayonnaise guzzler

That cracker is such a snarfer, always talking shit about me. Its all good though cause he loves that mayonnaise.

by DJ-Z December 24, 2008

Snarfer

A contraption made out of an empty toilet paper roll and stuffed with a bounce sheet to be used when exhaling marijuana in a college dorm room or in other sensitive areas. It cuts down on the pungency of the smell.

Pete: "You guys need to use the snarfer when you smoke in here, the room reeks!"

Sam: "I was so wasted i forgot to use it."

by RJ34 May 27, 2009

Serfers

Petty minions who believe anything the government tells them, even if where it's true, but just by virtue of the fact that the government tells them it's so.

-- So Birthers believe Obama was born in Kenya, Deathers doubt Bin Laden's dead, and Serfers accept that he was buried in the surf, because the government tells them that.

by sukadog May 29, 2011