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Snausage

A mansausage that is inside of some really snug fitting jeans, with a super pronounced outline. (Snug fit sausage)
Dude check out how tight that guys jeans are, he is totally rocking the snausage!!
by AD218 August 27, 2008
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snausages

A dog snack you usually use to reward your dog for doing something good like sitting, going to the bathroom outside, and rolloing over. Many humans enjoy snausages as well.
snausages are the shit.
by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006
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snausages

1: a treat used too reward an obedient dog/cat/veloceraptor when they perform a trick or do something entertaining such as:
-Roll over
-Play dead
-Sit
-Cut open you friend's chest with their claws

Comes in a variety of flavors/shapes/genders.


2: a command word, issued in a high pitch voice, that gets higher in the middle AU of the word. Best done next to one's ear.
CAUTION: can cause destructive behavior if said to those that are affected by such a word.
Brophy: SNAUSAGES!!
Hutch: GRRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!(rampage ensues)
by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005
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snausages

When a girl's thighs touch down to the knee when standing straight up normally.
"Damn that bitch has got some snausages!"
by Dro Scott February 12, 2008
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Snausages

That is so snausages!
by Sniffmytowel September 7, 2004
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Snausages!

An occurence that is mind blowingly good.
Fella 1, "Dude, I got the promotion!"
Fella 2, "Snausages!"
by Nelly6994 April 21, 2009
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Snausages!

A name for a sales rep being overly eager with prospecting efforts by using various solutions to track prospective customers' behaviors in a big-brother-type fashion.
Sales Rep: "Hey, Mr. Jones, here at ABC Company, we're using some software that tells me you've been looking at my website...in fact I see that you're looking at our solutions right now. In fact, you may not be ready to talk to a sales rep at all right now, but I have two questions. What are you doing on my website and would you like to buy something? You look nice in that blue shirt by the way"

Colleagues: "Take it easy Snausages!, maybe we should wait a day or two to give a call, not call while the prospect is still on the website"
by Am Sho December 12, 2011
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