snatchlasticity

the elasticity of a woman's snatch specifically in reference to the speed at which it regains tightness after a natural birthing. can be improved by doing kegel exercises. first known usage in a discussion thread regarding cesarian sections on fark.

my girl's got mad snatchlasticity; one week after junior popped out, she was tight as ever.

by lawbot July 28, 2008

Snatchies!

A term used to accompany the theft of someone's stuff. Not burglary style, but while they are there and not paying attention. Usually for stealing food.

Also a general term of enjoyment, for getting away with something or getting out of a jam.

Group of friends at lunch:

A: Dude, can I have a french fry?
B: No, fuck off.
5 mins later
A: *Takes fry and eats* "Snatchies!"

or

"Dude, I'm glad that cop was asleep when we blew past him at 90!"
"Yeah especially 'cuz you're not allowed to drive after nine and we're drunk!"
"SNATCHIES!"

by Notorious R.E.D. December 12, 2008

snatchfest

Any gathering in which 4 or more good looking females are in attendance.

This party is a fucking snatchfest. Even you can get laid tonight!

by milfmann April 29, 2011

snatchies

The term used when you steal/take something from someone else.

Person 1: Hey! I sit there!
Person 2: Snatchies! Sorry Not Sorry! >:)

by @gr7me on ig give me clout pls August 30, 2019

Beer Snatchers

(n.) A mythical group of creatures used to explain missing beer from the fridge. It is commonly employed as an excuse from a less than honest roommate.

Person 1: "Hey did you see the beer I left in the fridge?"

Person 2: "No bro, why?"

Person 1: "I bought a case of it but now its totally MIA"

Person 2: "Looks like we have got a nasty infestation of beer snatchers in the apartment."

by Warlock dog August 5, 2012

The bookie sham snatchers

A group of male misfits determined to cruise chicks and suck face

“When I grow up I want to join the bookie sham snatchers”

by Big20 & CurlyBoi November 4, 2019

Daddy Snatchers

when a female braids her hair into two french braids so her man can pull on them while he's hittin from da back

"Ayy, get them daddy snatchers ready ;)"

by iamurdaddy69 April 2, 2017