snatchcracker

A vagina that is so dry that it has the consistency of a dry biscuit.

Fuckin' snatchcracker! It's like putting my dick in a packet of Ritz!

by adviliax July 24, 2009

Snatchural Gas

When gas passes through your snatch

Oh jeez.. it smells like snatchural gas

by stinky_ass_gas September 20, 2009

snatchability

"Snatchability," a term created by legendary former Chicago Bears wide receiver Tom Waddle, referring to the ability of a wide receiver (referring to Alshon Jeffrey) to "go up and get" a football pass thrown to himjj.

Alshon Jeffrey has excellent snatchability.

by BringItOn34 December 28, 2016

Snatchcraft

1. The Feminine ability to overwhelm the male gender with seductive dances or sensual hip thrusts.

2. The ability to Create the illusion of interest in the males species when there is no other physical attraction other than personal gain

(i.e. stripper, prostitute, wife, girlfriend, Fiance, and That bitch at the front checkouts of k-mart, giving you fuck me eyes because your "mr. big spender" with your e.b.t. card every 1st and 3rd of the month)

3. The ability to be a complete and utter bitch/cunt for no apparent reason what so ever. And the ability to say the absolute most fucked up thing at the wrong time.

1. "Yo! that bitch almost got all my cash tonight, lucky i got snatchcraft replent."

2. "Hey buddy she doesnt love, you has you under some kind of evil snatchcraft that makes you buy her shit!"

3. "BITCH I LOST MY JOB!! because you just had to go into my job be the Snatchcraft queen and get all but hurt because i got some head from the bitch working the deepfrier! MCDONALDS DON'T RE-HIRE FOR SHIT LIKE THAT!!"

by GuNzZiK September 20, 2006

Snatchscratch

A drunken Minnesotan or Winsconsinian version of Sasquatch. Not to be confused with a girl scratching herself. But it could work that way too depending on the situation.

DRUNK 1: HOLY SHIT! I SEEN SNATCHSCRATCH!
DRUNK 2: Shut the hell up and gimme a beer.

by ineedastupidname July 14, 2006

snatchclap

The act of swinging out your hand and nearly slapping an Intermissions waitress in the crotch.

Buck: "Kevin, watch out, you almost gave that bitch a snatchclap!"

Kevin: "OMG I would have been in the roflcopter if I did."

by Buck February 17, 2005

Snatchdragon

Adj: When you're sharing a drink with someone (maybe your significant other, but not necessarily, and you reach for your drink and they swoop in and snatch it away.

I was having a glass of boxed wine, and he reached over and stole my drink. What a snatchdragon!

by P Dragon October 21, 2010