snakefaced

Beligerantly, yet happyily and good naturedly drunk

After the pub crawl, Mike was snakefaced in the gutter.

by Snake Gordon November 8, 2008

snakefuck

A logistical nightmare or hopeless entanglement of many separate things/people. Picture a writhing mass of snakes all trying to mate with each other.

Also commonly known as a clusterfuck or The Willage.

The security line is a snakefuck now that the TSA has introduced the full-body scanner.

by The Willage Idiot December 4, 2010

Snakedick

When the penis sheds all of its skin, like a snake.

You better stop going to glory holes. They'll give you snakedick.

by Conany October 18, 2010

snakedick

A highly skilled operator. Able to hide in plain sight and kill at will.

James Bond is a snakedick.

by snakedicksurprise November 4, 2010

snakeface

When a girl has her ponytail pulled too tightly such that it stretches her facial features resulting in said girl appearing to have the face of snake. Inspired by Laurina from the Australian version of The Bachelor (Channel Ten, Season 2, 2014).

Check out Laurina! She's totes a snakeface!

by CalRissian September 4, 2014

Snaketalking

Talking behind someone's back yet refusing to confront the person they talk about.

Reed just kept snaketalking Sinclair, saying he was gay, retarded and other sorts of malarkey, until Sinclair got fed up and knocked Reed the fuck out.

by Corrupt Politician October 12, 2011

Snakeratsplash

When you're walking down the street minding your own business, and suddenly snakes and rats attack you.

"When I was walking home from the bar last night, I was snakeratsplashed! I have fucking bite marks all over me!"

by Sparkliness May 24, 2012