Snailpo

The food that SpongeBob feeds to Gary. He once tasted it and gagged/retched/vomited very loudly.

SpongeBob: I've been feeding this to Gary for years and I don't even know what it tastes like. (Sticks his tongue in the can of Snailpo... and quickly pulls it out)

BLEAH!!!!!

BLEAH!!!!!

BLEAH!!!!!

Sound waves travel all the way to Snailpo World Headquaters.

Employee: What is it, Peterson?

Peterson: I don't know. I feel... a disturbance.

by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

snailgater

A person driving behind you or in the next lane who speeds up to pass you, only to slow down to less than your speed when he does so.

I need to get out of this lane, but this fucking snailgater just sped up and blocked me in.

by SLLGs October 2, 2008

snail's asshole

hard to find

John: Sorry I am late.

Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.

by aweeze April 2, 2010

snail tracks

Snail tracks refers to the natural lubrication of the vagina when a woman is excited. A snail leaves a slime track, and this is attributed to a woman who is horny and sitting down.

Damn Girl, you gonna leave snail tracks!

by Bizob February 9, 2003

pack snail

To eat pussy. Usually executed with tongue strokes that spell out a friends name so you can tell them about it later.

Jim: How was your date? Did you pack snail?

Mike: A little. I was going to town spelling out Mark and then I got the tap. I should've gone with Jim.

Jim: Yes you should have.

by mike_hymen March 26, 2010

saiilormarrs

a little bitch 🥺

person 1: have you heard saiilormarrs never brushes their wigs?
person 2: omg ikr 😱

saiilormarrs is a lying bitch

by b4silx August 31, 2021

snail hunting

Term used to refer to, and lightheartedly joke about, the reality of sleeplessness and being up when the snails are out.

Well yes I have been doing a lot more snail hunting these days since I’ve been worried about zero income due to COVID!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 8, 2020