Someone who contaminates the Easter eggs of children with small pieces of fecal matter i.e. dingleberries.
Uncle Tony has really become quite the smiddler since he ruined the annual Easter egg hunt at church last year.
by troutenstein May 24, 2011
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Get the smidge mug.Originally the act of piddling (urinating) while swimming, also has the meaning of aimless movement or time-wasting actions.
"I think someone has been swiddling in the pool again."
"We've spent the whole morning swidding around town now, can we go home?"
"We've spent the whole morning swidding around town now, can we go home?"
by swiddler August 13, 2012
Get the Swiddling mug.A low socio-economic mother who allows her children to wreck shoe stores and complains that other children made her kid cry. She is typically overweight, and takes no responsibility for her children's actions. She may be caught wearing clothing from the likes of a Disney Store or Walmart. Caution: Swidgers are dangerous and full of "store rage".
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Get the smridhi mug.Skwid: "Hi Greg, we are plyaing the games"
Greg: "Yes, I am better than you ar them"
Skwid: "No I will tell you a story"
Greg "Shut up"
Greg: "Yes, I am better than you ar them"
Skwid: "No I will tell you a story"
Greg "Shut up"
by HiImGreg October 26, 2011
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